welcome to the real world kid
FACT OF THE DAY: president obama does not have a plan in case the fire nation attacks
plot twist: it’s because we’re the Fire Nation
so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)
but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up
this is just perfect in every way
Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video here.
sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow
It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.
Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.
*quietly facepalms forever*
I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods. You can make anything sound gross if you want to.
Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!
Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!
Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!
Did u know that oxygen is what Hitler used to breathe?????
Bless all this
IT HAS BEGUN
THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN
IT’S FUCKING JULY
"yeah i’m really into online gaming"
Which states have the most people with state pride?
its like the shittier your state is the more pride you have
i’m not even sure anymore whether I like high school musical ironically or I genuinely think it’s a cinematic masterpiece
The potatoes have escaped
oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotle
"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President"
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